Cannibals aren’t picky when it comes to eating people in the military.
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What type of doctor treats transgender men?
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My Latina wife used to seductively roll her r’s when speaking Spanish to me. But now that I’m into telling dad jokes she doesn’t do that anymore.
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Asked my son what he learned at school today. He said, “Gay men like Sony, lesbians favor Yamaha, and transgender people prefer Bose.”
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Guy next door stopped by and said, “So I heard you and your family had an amaing time seeing the ebras at the oo.” After he left my wife asked, “Who was that?”
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At breakfast, my son asked, “Is Cap’n Crunch still alive?” I said, “No…he was pretty old.” Then he asked, “Did they cremate him, like grandpa?”
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I told my doctor that every time I get out of my car, I realize I’ve run over one of my boys.
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My wife got up after the doorbell rang and said, “Um, babe… that giant bowl and faucet is at the door again.”
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I was going to post a joke about a pig having sex with a flat earther…
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My family was furious when they found out I hooked up with my second cousin.
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My late grandfather was the undisputed king of keeping gnats and flies away from our food at family reunion picnics. Now that he’s gone, that role falls to me this year. And while I’m ready to take it on, everyone keeps reminding me…
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If I see an electrician - I’ll masturbate. If I see a plumber - I’ll masturbate. If I see a carpenter - I’ll masturbate. If I see a welder - I’ll masturbate.
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If you're getting robbed, hit the guy with a light fixture.
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When we’re on vacation, I’ll stop at random hotel doors and say stuff like, “You’re strong. You’re solid. And most importantly, you give every guest the perfect preview of who’s knocking.” My wife’s like, “Ugh! Why the hell do you always do this??”
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Boys have penises. Girls have vaginas.
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Why was the cannibal’s daughter heartbroken?
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I told my family I invited a sailor, a people-pleaser, and a pro golfer to dinner tonight. My wife asked, ‘How will we tell them apart?’
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Don’t be discouraged if your racehorse is a clumsy goof.
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My wife saw on her phone that there had been a massive fire just down the street from us. She goes, “Oh my God…do you think it was arson??”
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The day after my surgery, the nurse walked in and said, “I’m here to change your dressing.”
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