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Name's Dave. 42. Live in Florida

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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U/_dontgiveafuck_0 I'm in love with you

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Magicians are demons. Prove me wrong

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Jackie's big breast's won't stop growing

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Bad combination: bad breath and ugly

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Imagine an all female fire department

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Life's a blink. It really is.

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Nice tits for an old lady

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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God? Upvote me. Devil? Downvote me

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Got caught masturbating on the roof

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Dudes in trucks think they're tough

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Nobody is happy they have herpes

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Popeyes or KFC? Tell me why

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Do you guys believe in reincarnation?

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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If your wife had freak accident and lost her vagina would you divorce or stay with her?

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

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I really hope my brakes work

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Bbq smells good but tastes dry

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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If you want 6.5 supercrew do you have to get king ranch trim?

This sub is dedicated to the Ford f-150 and discussion of anything pertaining to it.

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Have you ever seen a tow truck towing a tow truck?

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

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When giraffes have babies do they lay down?

Unbeckoned, they pop into your head.

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Women embarrassed they have a pussy?

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Would you suck dick for $1billion?

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Preventing sores...im using f30i

We are a community that is centred around the most common treatment modality for sleep apnea, CPAP. We're here to support and help each other.

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Women can't get enough of me

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?

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Drive the speed limit you idiot

‎"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?