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Trump Calls Qatar, Wants An Upgrade For The 72 Virgins That Came With the Plane.

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Donald Trump Renames Space Between His Ears As Gulf Of Trump!

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Holographic Marylin Monroe Will Sing Happy Birthday To President Trump At The DC Military Parade.

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Democrats Reveal New Political Strategy - More Whining And Louder Keyboards

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Melania Parades Around D.C. In Newly Released Bianca Censori Collection

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Pete Hegseth Staff Shakeup - Promotes Johnnie Walker to Captain Morgan

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MIke Johnson Outlaws Masturbation - Democrats Blame Melania

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Kim Jung Un II Reinvents The Titanic

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JD Vance Admits To Hiding Baby Oil Under The White House Couch

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New Tax Plan Unveiled: The Sixty Nine Tax Plan, Where The Middle Class Takes a Licking But doesn't Get F'd

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Trump Passes Tax Cut's For The Middle Class in his new Big Beautiful Bull...

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Vance Mistakes Vatican Pomp With Met Gala, Offers Pope A Bump.

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Trump Receives Affirmation Care, Thinks He's President

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Qatar To Build $2 Billion Presidential Library Pyramid

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Trump Antics

We welcome all who oppose Trump, and his divisive, hate-filled rhetoric, policies, cabinet, or anything that poses this unique threat to the fabric of the United States and the rule of law around the world. Political, social, economic, and religious factions of all nations and Peoples opposing Trump must work together.

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Commentary on Trump

Michael Moynihan, Kmele Foster, Matt Welch dissect the news, interrogate guests, and question just about everything in the Fifth Column Podcast. The topics are broad, the insights are deep, and the jokes are off color. Reform the system, or burn it to the ground? They discuss... And now YOU discuss, at the unofficial Fifth Column Podcast subreddit.

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Commentary on Trump

Welcome to The Scoop! 📰☕ If it’s newsworthy, we’ve got it. From breaking headlines to the latest buzz, we’re here to keep you in the know. Politics, entertainment, sports, tech, and more—if there’s a scoop, you’ll find it here. Got inside info? Share it. Want the real story? Discuss it. Stay ahead of the curve with The Scoop!

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PIllow Guy Screams Papal Voting Machine Fraud!

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Melania Trump: Let Them Eat Spam, I Don't Care, Do U

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Pentagon Tells Trump No Birthday Parade, Trump Screams, "It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To"

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Elon

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Trump and Friends

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Religion

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Marjorie Taylor Greene

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Trump

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