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Live footage of PierogiBerra after drinking only 3 Four Lokos on the train tracks on a Monday

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Anyone wanna hang out at a bar downtown tonight? Grab some drinks and food?

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No weirdos plz

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Why didn't Mayor Gritz and Townie Weather girl warn us about the earthquake? Do they hate us?

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First time seeing a [Lucid Air] in person. Kinda rare for a small town in Georgia.

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People often see rare or interesting vehicles that brighten their otherwise dreary days. And what a better way to express that than to share a picture of it with complete strangers? (Motorbikes welcomed!)

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Moment of silence for the fallen ones

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Hot townie summer starts this weekend. Whiskey shots at Toppers, puking on the sidewalk in front of Paloma Park, laps around the loop in Warnelldawg's CyberTruck, dumpster diving on Baxter St, then home in bed before 9pm.

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Help! Crop top Corey is stuck in a tree. Does anyone have a 2ft ladder to help him down? He's crying like a pregnant cat and I'm trying to watch The Last Of Us, now streaming on HBO Max.

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BBQ at my place tonight

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Anyone lose their keys? I threw them down the storm drain on Hancock because fuck you buddy.

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I need a cat washing technician for my lost dog that LGBTQ and also vegan.

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Free IT Athens is moving, new location next to B&T Foods open July 5th

Athens, GA, USA: The Classic City!

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It takes talent to get into an accident this stupid, on the loop at College Station

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Athens, GA, USA: The Classic City!

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Anyone else not get their Amazon delivery today? I've been waiting on some lady bugs, a car battery and like 300lbs of dildos. Is it because of the weather?

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Which brewery is best for taking 4 kids and 3 pitbulls while I get blackout drunk?

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My physical newspaper didn't get delivered today, and the power is out so my iPad doesn't work, so I don't know which overpriced pizza joint to have for dinner. Guess I'll drive my 1993 Buick to Mexican restaurant number 294

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Taco Tuesday happening on Cinco de Mayo at my place

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Flytrap has been kidnapped by Lolzshart and is locked in the UGA freshman dorm basement. I'm organizing a rescue mission. First order of business is to hit up the new Kroger for free samples, then we race dirt bikes down Milledge. Any questions?

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Electric cars

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Anyone know why the city government did this one thing back in 1987?

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Any fat chicks wanna go dumpster diving? Tis the season!

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Any townie bars serve Four Loko? I got a date way hotter than me and need to make her think I'm good looking.

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I need to rent some goats, for...reasons. don't ask any more questions

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Finally, the Athens homeless can have drywall burgers and concrete steaks

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Warnelldawg on his way to the next city council meeting