Good god

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.

Doing this for a man who has been dead for 32 years….

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.

Dawn of the cornballs

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.

Phyllomedusa song in the background💔

So, you just discovered Black Metal and now think you’re the next Euronymous? Do you make painfully bad Black Metal TikToks with $5 corpse paint from Spirit Halloween? Is Lifelover or Psychonaut 4 your entire personality? Do you rant about “true kvlt” while recording videos in your mom’s basement? Do you throw a tantrum when someone dares to call you a poser? If you answered “yes” to any of these, congratulations—you might just end up here. Welcome to Black Metal Cringe.