Talking tree asked me why I was cutting it down?
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I ordrr burgir
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Never, ever trust a genie!
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Never, ever trust a genie.
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I drank some jagermeister...
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I drank jagermeister....
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Somebody crashed into me while I was on the toilet.
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Somebody totally crashed into me while I was on the toilet.
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I wipe my ass with a boomerang...
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You said something, I replied saying I'm glad you are safe and you made it back.
Tell us a sad story in two sentences (or less).
A damn porch pirate keeps stealing my packages every day!
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The cocky aristocrat slaps him in the face with a glove and says, "I challenge you to duel".
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I think I'm going to make me some fuckin' Frito pie!
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I think I'm going to make me some Frito pie!
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I farted...
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🎵 🎶 Spider Lad, Spider Lad does whatev...
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Hell yes I'm so excited, we're finally going fishing!
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It is a beautiful day, what could possibly go wrong.
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"NO, do not bend over to pick up that can of creamed corn!
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Thrustin' TimberFake...
Okay cool I think I'll take some blackberry muffins please and thank you.
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January 2nd sure is a beautiful day starting off 2025.
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That was by far the weirdest tasting kiwi fruit I have ever seen...
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Murder Porn....
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Murder Porn..
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