Introduces bill to lower grading scale.

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
White House sources say it was a “topography error,” but report “this particular individual has been transferred into ICE custody,” for deportation.

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
Keep the fvcking windows closed.

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
Close enough.

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
Adds the mint green flavor is from natural ground leprechaun.

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
Says it “takes guts.”

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
Just to get a long weekend.

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
“It’s got a nice ring to it.”

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
“With Absolutely Certainly.”

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
Is it every day or everyday?

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
“But either way it’s going to be shit,” aide says.

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
Back to Gweenland

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
“Dude me too!”

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
9:12 “The first woah is past; two other woahs are yet to come.”

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
I’m the “find out, fuck around,” type.

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
Hegseth says “goddamn it Bobby.”

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
Says “America has been cheated from pointing fingers.”

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
My sack of fries.

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
Stank ass will retain advisory roles

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
Didn’t expect this bright-ass decorum.

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
Everyday is a Monday

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
Turned into mud.

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
While staring at an old map of Greenland.

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.
While publicly denouncing Rainbow Sprinkles in victory speech.

We're striving for equality here. Not "equality" in the sense that we'll allow people to post bigoted nonsense or perpetuate a false equivalency of entities, but "equality" in the sense that we are all co-inhabitants of this flying rock and need to learn to live together peacefully.